YOUR TITS ARE AWESOME!

03.04.2011

I decided not to walk very far today, so I wore my new shoes to the Plaza de la Revolucion. OK, super historic and very monumental. It feels like Washington DC in a way. I went to the top of the tower but you were not allowed to take a camera unless you paid extra. There were a couple of ladies from France who I managed to speak a little bit of French to.

I walked back home, which wasn't far, but I was determined not to walk anymore that day, and I didn't.

I slept some more and another couchsurfer from Italy came along.

Leo and I went out for mojitos, where I was accosted by a young English teacher. He thought it was a compliment to invite me to become one of his five girlfriends that he has all over the world.

I told him to have fun with his STIs and he shot back and told me, I was probably the one with diseases.

You see, in his spare time he is a DJ. That impresses North American girls, you know. When I shot him down and stormed out of the bar, he yelled back at me "YOUR TITS ARE AWESOME".

Thanks for pointing that out, genius. Because I had no idea.

Leo was over on the other side of the bar, oblivious to what was going on. He didn't even notice me leave and walk home by myself.

Plaza de la Revolucion