Everyone slept in, including me. So in the morning, we got a late breakfast of eggs benedict, then went to the lagoon, saw some people from the boat (who I had no interest in seeing again, AND they were 10 years younger than me).
Luke hadn't eaten anything yet, so we went to get some more beers (!!!) and pizza with these young boys on their gap years. I was not enthralled by this in the first place. For some unknown reason, I started talking about female circumcision and this posh idiot asks me what it is. Um, what? OK, so I explain. Then he says "Can we talk about something happy now?" EXCUSE ME, MISTER GAP YEAR! NO! NO WE CAN'T! YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THIS IS AND YOU ARE ROMPING AROUND THE WORLD WHILE TAKING A YEAR OFF? YOU DON'T GET TO BE HAPPY TODAY! SORRY!
I couldn't even eat anymore or look at these jerks in the face, so I just left, without paying and without saying anything. Again. I bought some pasta and made it myself when I got back to the room. The rest of the night, I just snoozed and rehydrated myself in the air conditioning while going downstairs to use the wifi intermittently because it didn't work in our room.